It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.
Dress for Less
Damn, where the heck did I put my ruler.
1Oh, sorry, I thought that was a typo and you meant yardstick.
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2"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
Good Lord, if that were the case a guy would have to make a choice, hold and kiss or intercourse, but not both at the same time.
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4I like guys with really long thumbs.
5OMG foxie!
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Hope is what you offer people when you have nothing more substantial. - Lainetm
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8"He that lives upon Hope will die fasting." - Benjamin Franklin
It's the truth and you know you all feel the same! =P
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11"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
foxie, not everyone, I am sure I speak for Undave on this as well, Big thumbs on OTHER guys, has no real effect on how we feel about them.
12foxie, you would have LOVED my late father-in-law, his hands were so massive, his pinkie ring would slide easily on and off my thumb. Probably the biggest hands i have seen on a normal person.
13That's so hot. =)
14Haha!!
15LOL!!!
16The thumb thing is a handy piece of information for women in the dating world.
17Can't remember the context but a lady I was volunteering with last week and said to me, "no matter what people say, size matters."
18Hope this is a private post.
19Lazy, that's so funny. Where exactly do you volunteer that size matters is brought up anyway?
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Hope is what you offer people when you have nothing more substantial. - Lainetm
20Yeah, tell. I want to volunteer there!!
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21"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
Damn it Lazy, I thought it was age that mattered, Thanks for ruining my day.
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23"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
I can't believe my wife lied to me. I am not getting better with age? Dammit, I still say, I may not be as good as I once was, but I am as good as I ever was.....once.
24Forget looking at guy's feet I will be checking out their thumbs.
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"Enjoy life, it's ungrateful not to." - Ronald Reagan
Is it wrong that I interupted my wife to measure?
26I was at a climb-a-thon for the Lung Association. Tons of firemen showed up to do the climb. We werehanding out T-shirts. It seemed to be the place that lots of the firemen chose to take off some of what they had on and put on their firmen garb. HOT! It was then that I realized I had thing for firemen. No matter what their body they look darn good when they are all decked out. Anyone see the movie "The Wrestler"?
27wow lazy, sounds like the place to be. :swoon:
as for the wrestler, no i haven't seen it...big thumbs? hot firemen?
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Firemen!!! My bf is a fireman. 
29The Wrestler has a seen where a young woman fantasizes about firemen. The scene came to mind when I was at the climb.
Laura, the woman at the climb that told me size matters bf was a fireman too. You lucky ladies.
30UNDave if you could measure by interupting your wife, it id possible you were both doing something wrong,I do know at least ONE of you was doing something wrong.
31lazy, is that the movie with Mickey Rourke? Boy, he looks scary....
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"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
My oldest son (the cowboy) was a volunteer fireman when he was a senior/freshman (college). Funny story: My daughter and I were sitting on the porch one day and a car caught on fire right in front of us! I hollered at Chad to call the FD and grab his bunker gear. He came out a few minutes later in his shorts, no shirt or shoes and watched the car. I'm all excited - "Where's your gear? Did you call the FD?" He runs his toe along the porch and sheepishly said, "Well, mama, I had a little problem." Turns out he was speeding in the neighborhood and a neighbor pulled him over (
), long story short, he got put on probation from the VFD and decided
not to tell me. I said, "Well, you know that I find out everything... What are the chances of a car catching on fire in front of your mama sitting on the porch?!?" (I've gotten alot of
mileage out of that story... 
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33"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson
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