I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me.... It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate since she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day this "little" sister called and asked me to come over and check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings an desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstair to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline for the front
door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of the story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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