THE NEW HEALTH COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello?"
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his blood to the lab last week, a blood sample from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the blood samples tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" Asked Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the government health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The folks at Health Care recommended that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!"
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LOL, yeah, sounds like Obamacare.
1Spin the bottle and watch who gets the right treatment. Here we go folks....who gets to live?
2Makes me think we all need to start learning medical treatment stuff because our healthcare system won't be there to help us if Obamacare passes.
3And now that the cost has gone up over 1.2 trillion, I'm thinking that many of our other conveniences will be going away soon as well.
4I feel like I am living in a surreal world any more. Not only have all the values been replaced with something significantly worse, but after months of deliberation, they actually come back with a health care bill which is MORE expensive and worse than the previous one.
5Which part am I missing? Next a certain dour liberal will start making sense!
it's josh indeed but i wanna contribute here how it can b posble.i wanna share my effort as a doctor+student.good bye every1.all da best/razid
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